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Riot breaks up pleasent time at Wilmington toy show.
November 19, 2007 – 11:32 am
November 19th, 2007 AP-Wire:
Chaos erupted yesterday when a Wilmington MA Toy and Train Show was interrupted by protesters. The protesters, long discriminated against, declared equal rights of their oppressors, the New England Lego Users Group. Sporting signs declaring such slogans as “Fleshies are figs too” and “NELUG unfair to fleshies” the protesters marched on [...]
Via Truck
October 29, 2007 – 9:33 pm
I’ve got some great friends, some unfortunately, I’ve never met in person. It never occurred to me when one of them asked me for my address, what they may be up to. When I returned to the office today from a conference I was surprised by an odd box siting in my cube. Not one [...]
They’re as bad as raw meat left in the sun too long.
July 27, 2007 – 10:23 am
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners:
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides [...]