Comments on: Regarding Idiocy

By: Brickblog » Update: Regarding Idiocy

Brickblog » Update: Regarding Idiocy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:26:36 +0000

[...] coworker keeps snapping photos with his iPhone for me when he goes by the parking lot. It’s become clear why my car was hit. Those big old gas guzzling doors need room to open, so she feels she needs to park into the next [...]

By: Sarah Shea Roberto

Sarah Shea Roberto — Thu, 14 May 2009 18:45:32 +0000

Definitely an idiot.

But what else do you expect of an ELATED Chrysler LeBaron (f**king lame car!) driving Steelers fan with a shitty vanity plate?

Got an idea: get those bumper magnets and attach a few every couple of days. Patriots, U of Maine, Ford, whatever floats your boat. ;) Her panties will be in a bunch before she realizes it comes right off.

By: kayakermanmike

kayakermanmike — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:18:59 +0000

All good ideas! Lord knows I briefly, and quickly thought of oh so many things I could do to get ‘even’ ranging in installing spikes on my front bumper, to other things I won’t record for the public to take note of. After all, remember how I deal with raccoons… When I came out at the end of the work day, the car was indeed gone, and no last rebuttal left in passive aggressive nature on my window. I think from now on, I will take note of this car’s wanderings in the lot. I also thought about getting boat fenders to throw in front of my car when I park. How funny would that be? Anyone wanting to donate some for the cause, contact me privately… I’ll post the photos.

Majority opinion goes something like this:

I was in ‘her spot,’ she was running late and refused to park elsewhere. She hit my car, either to prove a point, or hit it by accident and was so mad she had, that she refused to accept it was her fault and had to blame someone. My guess was to prove a point, given the angle of the front wheels, clearly bringing her car in to mine.

Hey whatever, my car didn’t suffer any damage, and well, it’s seen worse. The boys in 16 York Village know what I put my cars through.

By: andy

andy — Wed, 13 May 2009 19:23:29 +0000

I think I’d be tempted to come in the next day and park even FURTHER into that spot. But then, I’m kind of a dick like that…

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 13 May 2009 18:39:37 +0000

It doesn’t take all kinds, we just have all kinds…

To say the woman was an idiot was giving her credit. I think I’d want to hide out & wait for her to come back. Have the car horn set to the Hella Triple Air Horn mode, and when she started backing out, trigger the panic alarm for the Triple… That would learn her… :)

By: chalupa

chalupa — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:42:02 +0000

Well, maybe she could call you and let you know where and when she’s going to park ahead of time. That way you could plan accordingly and not cramp her multiple-parking-spot parking plan.